無聊學 moliuOLOGY http://hk.moliuology.com 無聊、是一門學問，是一種生活態度 Mon, 31 May 2010 08:24:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 陳奕迅 – 一支得啩 (連歌詞動畫版本) http://hk.moliuology.com/2010/05/%e9%99%b3%e5%a5%95%e8%bf%85-%e4%b8%80%e6%94%af%e5%be%97%e5%95%a9-%e9%80%a3%e6%ad%8c%e8%a9%9e%e5%8b%95%e7%95%ab%e7%89%88%e6%9c%ac/ http://hk.moliuology.com/2010/05/%e9%99%b3%e5%a5%95%e8%bf%85-%e4%b8%80%e6%94%af%e5%be%97%e5%95%a9-%e9%80%a3%e6%ad%8c%e8%a9%9e%e5%8b%95%e7%95%ab%e7%89%88%e6%9c%ac/#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 08:24:27 +0000 moliuologist http://hk.moliuology.com/?p=340 671e596fg87dcbdca2517&690

小克改編《一絲不掛》之《一支得啩》

唱：煙son chan
曲：Cigarette Chak
詞：臨食

點火時話臭的你一轉臉
便望著煙灰跌落公仔面
當我工作睡覺禱告娛樂踢波飲嘢你都訓先
期待我戒得甩你就願見面

誰當初想擺脫薄荷煙感受
過後誰人在遙控煙瘾裏浮遊
食到呼吸困難才知變心瘾毒咒
這煙蒂其實說到底還拿捏在手

不食不慣只等我給衛生署長擒獲
志明春嬌多仰慕戲中千嬅文樂
獨個躲入車殼發現成人難得的快樂
坐低跟你商榷或是其實借口裏吸嗦
然後這跟煙頭會直飛北角

這些年望你緊抱她出現
人如同失戀這父親體驗
逼我工作賺錢買樓做到只積也無乜發展
難道靠個女收夠利是過年

尼古丁總牽引著萬寶之路
結在喉嚨內痕癢得似有條毛
被你check到我在微博跟好友互訴
私隱線截斷了至約班良朋聚賭

一萬九索都俾對家扣起了多涼薄
這十三幺摸到盡了雀仔難尋獲
在叫糊待一索對面原來是雞糊上落
誰在摸我肩膊或是其實沒打牌觸覺
無奈欠一根煙似絕章一索

兜落北角乜都戒到最想戒走承諾
這條煙絲扯到盡了仍懶得脫落
又兩包逐根駁貨幣掏盡憑煙稅揮霍
然後清潔軀殼收縮血管在等到粒女出閣
仍舊兩肺之間翳悶兼幹涸
誰料這輛車到咗 牛頭角


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歌詞

《Wrong hole》

I took her on a date things seemed so bright

I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
We go to her place and we fooled around
We throw all our clothes to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry and I see her frown
I look at the condom it is all brown

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during doggy style

It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where I put my wood
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul

I never ever want to make you feel hurting(No, he doesn't)
I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting(Don't Put it there)
Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause(Mother Fucker)
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix(Fix that shit now!)
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics(Oh yes is Special)
If this was Alabama we would be on trial
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child

I've got a confession and I think you wont mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight?

Alright!

Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.

I stuck in your ass.

youporn=著名線上色情電影網站，類Youtube

preparation H=著名痔瘡藥

wood=陰莖(俚語)

strap=帶子，隱喻假陽具

HBO show OZ=美國影集，關於監獄，裡面有撿肥皂的劇情，暗示男同性戀肛交

advit=止痛藥

Alabama=阿拉巴馬，號稱開放自由的美國其中幾個禁止肛交的州之一....

Sodomite=喜歡肛交者，出自於性變態之祖薩德候爵

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